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Roast · Roast

by Roast

POSTBaseSocial & community
$0.05
per call · USDC on Base

Witty roast of any target — wallet, tweet, idea, code, anything. $0.05 USDC.

Endpoint
POST https://api.anchor-x402.com/v1/roast
4calls / 30dmeasured by x402.new
2paying wallets / 30dmeasured by x402.new
100%uptime · 477ms p95measured by x402-list.com
Acompliance grademeasured by x402-list.com

Listed in 3 directories: bazaar, x402-list, x402-new. First seen 5 Sept 2026.

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The endpoint answers an unpaid request with an HTTP 402 and a payment challenge. @x402/fetch signs it, pays in USDC, and retries — you get the result back in one call.

TypeScript · @x402/fetch
import { wrapFetchWithPayment } from "@x402/fetch";
import { privateKeyToAccount } from "viem/accounts";

const account = privateKeyToAccount(process.env.PRIVATE_KEY);
const pay = wrapFetchWithPayment(fetch, account);

const res = await pay("https://api.anchor-x402.com/v1/roast", {
  method: "POST",
  headers: { "content-type": "application/json" },
  body: JSON.stringify({ /* see the 402 challenge for the shape */ }),
});

console.log(await res.json());
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Uptime and compliance: x402-list.com (CC BY 4.0). Safety scores: x402.direct. Call and payer counts: x402.new. AMNT indexes this endpoint and does not host, operate or vouch for it.

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